Remember how I said in a previous post that I get so busy that I often don’t have the time to report on my projects, making some people think I’m lazy or slacking off?
Well, first off, fuck those people. Anyone who ever accuses me of being lazy will promptly get their asses handed to them.
So, how busy you say? For the entire week up to the night before my breast augmentation, I was frantically working on what could be best called a “steampunk fucking machine”, the reason which it was made is because it features prominently in a scene in Uranus Needs Shemales.., for probably the grand total of less than a minute.
Since I already had shot some footage years ago that takes place after this scene, I really got myself motivated to get the needed footage done with the old boobs and the purple PVC catsuit I was wearing in the scene. This catsuit here.
And the fucking machine (referred to in the script as the “Stimul-8″). Oh, just this thing I whipped up with PVC pipe and gears and pulleys and more gears and lots of gold paint and an actual “fucking machine” that I basically ripped the guts out of and added steampunk things to.
And a few more shots..
Oh and did I mention it actually fucks?
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Now I will fess up and say that the big wheels in each side (wheelchair wheels), just spin on their own. And all the gears on there are just for decoration. They’re basically screwed on with drywall screws, Since like I said, its only in the movie for a minute, it didn’t need to be perfect nor amazingly functional. Despite looking like brass, oh, it’s mostly plastic and pretty flimsy.
Here’s some in progress shots..
But you say- did I get a photo shoot out of this? Well yes and no.
I did manage to self shoot about 100 pix of me saddled down into the Stimul-8, but in the purple PVC catsuit. The problem is that the purple PVC catsuit was something I made out of purple PVC back in like 2008, and even then, that PVC was like 5 years old. PVC fabric that’s over a decade old can be a disaster, and will often separate and shed bits of the PVC. Some good quality PVC vinyl can last, but it all deteriorates after a while. I’m not sure if its heat, light or just age, but this costume was waaaaaay beyond its last legs, and of course, look at it, every bit if fabric is unique, so making a new one was out of the question. So there it sits now, melted into a little pile, its work is done.
But I might only use the photos I took of me in the purple suit in the Stimul-8 just for the UNS box/DVD/extras/promo material anyway, because I did make an even better (and gleaming gold) costume which will fit the steampunk aesthetic better anyway. Back when i first made the catsuit, the prop was going to be more futuristic but then, of course, ideas change in mid stream…
And I got all my video shot for this, wrapped up my photos and only 9 hours later (after not sleeping particularly well), I was in the car getting a ride to the plastic surgeon!
I had actually thought about making a pre and post boob job video where I’d snap my fingers and then BOOBS would appear, but I think you’ll all agree that there was enough on my plate already!!